Sveglia!

[fabralex]

2. Why is number six afraid ?
 

six=sicks ?

[oloturia]

4. Come chiami un dobermann senza le gambe?
Lo chiamo con la bocca!  :-?  :-?  :-?

Vabbè, questa te la anticipo:
Cosa lo chiami a fare, che tanto non viene...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[feidhelm]

2 perché s'intende di gioielli?
6 perché se lo mangia (il dessert)?
7 un cane sull'aereo?

:roll:

[roby1kenobi]

Giusto l'uovo.
Per quanto riguarda gli uomini con l'orecchino, sono più adatti al matrimonio perchè hanno già sofferto e comprato gioielli.

Le risposte a quelle inglesi:

Q: "There were two twins. One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other. How can be this ?"
A: "One was twenty, the other twenty too. One was a priest so he married the other"
PS: These sentences must be asked orally .Pronunciation is important. (too = 2)

Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.

Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.

Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short

Q: Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?
A: Because of all the sandwiches (sand which is) there.

Q: What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies?
A: A dead horse!

Q: What flowers have two lips?
A: Tulips

Q. Which travels faster - heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.